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Journal Entry: Fri Nov 13, 2009, 8:53 PM

_{Crossed the street, naked at night
Bent over to show some moonlight
Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down
Nude in a gutter is how I was found

Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed
No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was
Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see
All I got is a guy Ben Dover

Don't like hesh, don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower 'cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude, I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Degenerate - blink-182

SEVEN CIRCLES

CIRCLE ONE: THE OUTSIDE

1. What's your name: Mandie
2. How tall are you: 5'6
3. What color are your eyes: blue grey
4. What color is your hair: light blonde
5. Are you Male or Female: pedophile... 8D (inside joke wit ~deehanna
6. What is your best feature (physically): eyes & hair & legs
7. What's your shoe size: 9
8. Glasses, yes or no: noo.
9. Did you ever have braces: i wish. pfft.
10. On a typical day you are wearing: idek white or black or pink?
11. When you go to bed you're wearing: blue or pink.
12. work out/exercise about how often: i walk a lot , otherwise , not really.

CIRCLE TWO: MUSIC
1. Name five of your favorite bands:
- Green Day
- Three Days Grace
- Alesana
- brokeNCYDE
- blink-182

2. Name five of your favorite singers/rappers:
- Eminem
- Britney Spears
- 2pac
- Proof
- Emilie Autumn

3. Name three songs you are currently playing nonstop:
- Degenerate - blink-182
- Soldier - Eminem
- Tell Me When Its Time to Say I love You - Green Day <3

4. Name one song (give lyrics) that best describes your life right now:
No More - Three Days Grace <3

Give me a reason to stay here
Couse I don't wanna live in fear (don't wanna live in fear)
I can't stop the rain
but I can stop the tears
Oh I can't fight the fire
But I can fight the fear

No more, I just can't live with you
No more, I can't take it, can't take it
No more, what do we stand for
When we all live in fear

Give me a reason to believe
Couse you don't wanna see me leave
I can't stop the rain
But I can stop the tears
Oh I can't fight the fire
But i can fight the fear

No more I just can't live with you
No more I can't take it, can't take it
No more what do we stand for
When we all live in fear

[solo]

No more I just can't live with you
No more I can't take it, can't take it
No more what do we stand for
When we all live in fear

<3

6. When you're driving, what are the preset stations on your radio:
- idek i'm always listening to my ipod & i dont drive fool.

7. What's the last CD you bought:
i dont even remember , i think it was ummm Eminem Presents: the Re-Up. that was back in the summer.

8. Was the last CD you burned an actual CD or a mix:
i dont burn cds.

9. Name one song/band/singer you're embarrassed to like but do:
um. idek i'm not embarrassed about my opinions on music.

10. If you could only attend one concert ever again, it would be:
Green Day Woodstock '94~ MUDFIGHT~

11. Name one band/singer you absoulutely can't stand:
Taylor Swift & Lady Gaga.

12. Name a group you use to like but feel you've grown out of:
uhh i dont know? My Chemical Romance.

CIRCLE THREE: MOVIES/TELEVISION

1. Name your favorite actor:
idek bro. Taylor Lautner is pretty hot though.

2. Name your favorite actress:

3. Name your favorite television show right now:
Wild n' out.

4. Name five really cool movies you've recently seen:
- Trailer Park Boys Countdown to Liquor day
- Jennifer's Body
- idek
- idek
- i dont know srsly.

5. Your favorite canceled television show:
idk.

7. Name one movie you wish you hadn't wasted time/money on recently:
TWILIGHT WAS A WASTE OF MY TIME & MONEY.

8. You would never watch a movie with:
uuuh. idek. i'd go see New Moon to make fun of it so i cant say Bobert Pattersen. ohwait.

9. Favorite candy/food to watch movies with:
idek bro whatevers there

10. Three favorite tv channels:
MuchMoreMusic , MTV , Family. idek.

11. Favorite reality show:
idk anything thats stupid yet entertaining.

12. Favorite character on a reality show:
idfk.

CIRCLE FOUR: WORD ASSOCIATION
(Write the first word/thing/person that comes into your head when you read this word

1. coffee: starbucks
2. dog: IDEK.
3. slut: MELLO. (chocolate slut <3)
4. candy: chocolate?
5. pole: stripper.
6. ocean: fishies.
7. brave: nawt me wit certain people.
8. loving: ...him.
9. cookie: choco chip bitch
10. death: NOTE.
11. life: green day.
12. child: wtf.

CIRCLE FIVE: WHICH WOULD YOU PREFER:
(* the one you prefer)

1. Ten guilty men go free OR *One innocent man goes to jail for life
2. *Eaten by a lion OR Eaten by thousands of small insects
3. A life of contentment without love OR *A life with love and heartache
4. Skydiving from a plane OR *Bungee jumping off a bridge
6. *No television OR No music
7. *No more pizza, ever OR No more chocolate, ever
8. *A trip to Europe OR a trip to Hawaii*
9. *An hour with your future soul mate OR An hour with a lost loved one
10. No longer being able to cry OR *No longer being able to feel the need to cry
11. Sex without love OR *love without sex*
12. Loving someone who doesn't love you OR *being loved by someone you don't love

CIRCLE SIX: THE LOVE LIFE

1. Are you currently in a relationship: ...no.
2. Are you currently looking/interested in someone: yeah...
3. Are you a virgin: yes.
5. How many times have you been "in love": once. if the way i'm feeling now is love , then twice.
6. Looking back, how do you feel about that person(s) now: well i miss him terribly & hes changed so much now , he used to be so loud & funny , now hes so quiet & he never talks to me. idek bro. but now i'm <s> in love with someone else who means the world to me but he'd never know it yet. <3 </s>

7. Name three things (physically) you look for in someone:
- big gorgeous eyes.
- pretty smile.
- light hair.

8. Name three things (mentally/emotionally) you look for in someone:
- quiet.
- funny.
- doesnt care what people think of him.

9. Biggest turn offs include:
- his friends. (not always , but if their stoners or preps , then yes)
- an ego as big as kanye west.
- trying to hard to be something hes not.

10. Your ideal date would be:
nothing too special , as long as i'm with him , anythings fine.

11. You want to get married, where, when, how:
- dont know yo.
- not now.
- not sure hoe.

12. Does anyone have feelings for you right now that you don't return:
yeah...

CIRCLE SEVEN: THE FRIENDS
(of your friends, who would you say is

1. The one you immediately go to with a problem: Dee
2. The most rational: wtf.
3. The funniest: idek bro all my friends are hilarious.
4. The one you spend the most time on the phone with: Andy , when he calls we have an hour+ convo.
5. The craziest (but in a good way): Luke rofl. but all my friends are crazy.
6. The most honest: Andy & Dee
7. The purest: pure wtf
8. The smartest: idek bro.
9. The most athletic: idk..
10. The most compassionate: idk.
11. The one most likely to get thrown in jail and why: Luke... ಠ_ಠ hes a stoner (but he doesnt do like a lot of drugs & shit) & you dont see half the shit he does/says.
12. The last one that said "I love you" to you: Cheyenne

ohyes i went there.

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